I just haer something really funny and I wanted to share it with you pluse more...

• He who smiles last thinks slowest.
• One man said to the other "is there any famose people born in you town?"  and the other man responded "no.  there has only been babies born in my town."
• One whale talking to another:
  Whale 1: Upset Stomach?
  Whale 2: Nah, Jonah's renovating again.
• God put me on earth to accompish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will never die.
• Give your troubles to God. He'll be up all night anyhow.
• (this one is soo right) When you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
• Why did Jesus appear first to a woman after His Resurrection?
  To make sure the Good News would be spread sooner.

          Don't take life too seriously -- you'll never get out of it alive, anyhow.

thanks for reading
Emily